When I say something, I really mean what I am saying. Unless I am just playing the fool, but you’ll know if that’s the case. That’s why I get so fed up with things that are over sold and under delivered. I’m sure you know what I mean. Yeah, it happens to us, as accidents, and we offer a remedy but places that use words like “INCREDIBLE”, “SPECTACULAR” and other adjectives that I can’t mention or I might get sued by the companies using them. I checked one of these places out myself. I picked up the top bun and what did I find under the five inch bun? Three inches of food! I couldn’t believe it! So you know, I just HAD to do something, and here it comes….

A five inch 220 gram pure prime steer beef patty on a five inch sesame seed bun.

The cheese version? Four slices of cheddar cheese.

The MASSIVE mushroom cheese comes with fresh shitake and button mushrooms, sliced and sautéed with garlic and onion and then covered with melted Provolone cheese. No fooling, the cheese is more expensive then the beef! Really! But it won’t break you, hey, this is Botak Jones.

The MASSIVE Sunrise, a MASSIVE with four rashers of real streaky bacon and two eggs!

And the MASSIVE Whoopass Cheese’n Egg, you don’t even want to know, but I’ll tell you anyway. It’s a MASSIVE with cheese, two eggs and then covered with our Whoopass Con Carne. This is the MASSIVE that Rod Monteiro, the human vacuum, couldn’t eat in less than five minutes.

And there’s three other choices!

Check the videos below :

The Massive Challenge Featured on 91.3FM

Rod Monteiro – beaten by the Massive!

The MASSIVES are HERE. Where SIZE MATTERS.

You know it. Only at Botak Jones.